It’s evil to be sober in the club

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It’s evil to be sober in the club.

Oh! I can see Rockabye baby on her fifth joint,

High as a kite, ain’t coming down at this point.

Her man’s making out with the other chick by the back door,

She’s on her fourth shot, she couldn’t care more.

One step, two step – everybody jive!

Nobody knows what time it is,

“We’re gonna party till it’s five!”

It’s evil to be sober in a club,

Because I see everything.

Them stags looking at those Asian chicks just walked in…

Now they’re gonna act cool like jokers

They’re on a bet, “Cho Chang or Mei Ling…!

Which one do I get?”

Yes, it’s evil to be sober in a club,

Because I won’t forget.

I saw the wife sneaking out with the rider,

Sis, your secret’s safe.

It’s nice to be sober in a club,

I can see all the prying eyes on me.

“If I could have you for the night,

Who knows what we could be”

It’s evil to be sober in a club,

Because I won’t take those shots,

No, I won’t take a hit

No, I don’t need a puff.

I’m just here to have a good time,

Dance till dawn, knowing any of them could be mine.

I’ll leave before it’s over,

Keep them guessing next morning,

“Man! Was she really sober?”

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