It’s evil to be sober in the club.
Oh! I can see Rockabye baby on her fifth joint,
High as a kite, ain’t coming down at this point.
Her man’s making out with the other chick by the back door,
She’s on her fourth shot, she couldn’t care more.
One step, two step – everybody jive!
Nobody knows what time it is,
“We’re gonna party till it’s five!”
It’s evil to be sober in a club,
Because I see everything.
Them stags looking at those Asian chicks just walked in…
Now they’re gonna act cool like jokers
They’re on a bet, “Cho Chang or Mei Ling…!
Which one do I get?”
Yes, it’s evil to be sober in a club,
Because I won’t forget.
I saw the wife sneaking out with the rider,
Sis, your secret’s safe.
It’s nice to be sober in a club,
I can see all the prying eyes on me.
“If I could have you for the night,
Who knows what we could be”
It’s evil to be sober in a club,
Because I won’t take those shots,
No, I won’t take a hit
No, I don’t need a puff.
I’m just here to have a good time,
Dance till dawn, knowing any of them could be mine.
I’ll leave before it’s over,
Keep them guessing next morning,
“Man! Was she really sober?”
In the Realm of the Unnamed Belle 